JOKES

See you all so sad i tell you all some jokes la~

One day, a patient came to see a mental doctor and he said

PATIENT : Doctor i can't control myself recently, what's happening to me ??

DOCTOR : Your case is very complicated please go down the street and you will see a clinic, go inside and find a man call MR. CLARK ... He will be able solve you mental problem ^^

Then suddenly the patient cried and said : I and MR. CLARK so whom should i seek to help me ><

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

Here's another one

In a prison there are three prisoners were ready to be kill

When the first prisoner is ready to be kill the guard of the prison said

GUARD : Ready, aim and...

At this very time the prisoner said

PRISONER : HURRICANE!!!

Then all the ppl with gun which was going to shoot him ran away, so the prisoner ran away too

Then the guard said again

GUARD : Ready, aim and...

Then prisoner 2 follow what the first prisoner did

PRISONER2 : METEOR RAIN !!!

Then again the ppl with gun which was going to shoot him ran away, so the prisoner ran away

Lastly to th last men

Then the guard said again

GUARD : Ready, aim and...

Then prisoner 3 follow what the first and second prisoner did

PRISONER3 : FIRE !!!

ISN'T IT FUNNY ??

HAHAHAHAHA..............